After all this time, Doctor Who Series 12 is approaching, a fact underlined by the recent “hostage video” of the de-aged Stephen Fry and Sir Lenny Henry CBE against a white sheet backdrop last week, and now emphasised with an exciting new trailer.

Once again starring Jodie Whittaker as the Thirteenth Doctor, her companions, Yasmin Khan (Mandip Gill), Graham O’Brien (Bradley Walsh), and Tosin Cole (Ryan Sinclair), we’ve been given quite a nice taste of what’s to come. It’s particularly welcome on November 23rd, celebrating Doctor Who’s 56th anniversary. (It becomes increasingly difficult to celebrate these things when the show is off air. I for one am wearing an 8-bit style Doctor Who t-shirt featuring the first 11 incarnations.)

With the aforementioned guest stars in tow, the trailer features Judoon, Racnoss-like scorpions, TARDIS-invaders, a Dalek-esque headset for Graham, not to mention Cybermen as the Doctor portentously declares “something is coming for me”.

For history-aware fans, however, most attention at this stage is of the guest stars, and from the trailer it seems Fry and Henry might be in the same episode. Both they, and Glenister, have prior history with the show, either directly or indirectly.

Doctor Who Series 12 Guest Stars Have Form

Robert Glenister is a well-known British character actor, perhaps best known for his lead role in Hustle. For Doctor Who fans, however, he is forever associated with Salateen (and his android duplicate), deputy to Chellak, in 1984’s The Caves of Androzani, the serial that saw the departure of Peter Davison from the show.

Back in 2004, Stephen Fry was famously listed among the writers set to contribute to revived show as writer. Apparently postponed for a year, before never being heard of again, various stories have circulated as to the true fate of that tale. Fry also appeared in the BBCi drama Death Comes to Time in 2003 as the Minister of Chance, a character later revived by Radio Static in the eponymous audio series, where the character is played by Big Finish stalwart Julian Wadham.

Says Fry: “Short of being picked for a British space exploration programme and I readily concede that I’m past the age where I’d be considered (if I was ever the right age for such a posting) – then being in an episode of Doctor Who will certainly do as a very sweet second-place excitement.”

Henry’s connection with Doctor Who goes back further, however. We’ll let him explain. “It was absolutely brilliant to be welcomed into the fantastical world of Doctor Who. The nearest I have been to the TARDIS was when I played the Caribbean Doctor in the Lenny Henry Show , so as a life-long (hiding behind the sofa type) Doctor Who fan this is a very special moment for me.”

Doctor Who Series 12 lands in early 2020 – some reckon there’s an episode on January 1st, but we’ll just have to be patient. For a more in-depth look at it, check this Doctor Who Series 12 trailer review on the Doctor Who Companion.

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The Rise of Skywalker hits cinemas on Dec 20, 2019 and as you can see from the trailer above, it promises a lot. From Billy Dee Williams returning as Lando Calrissian to the appearance of the late Carrie Fisher, not to mention Ian McDiarmid as some form of Emperor Palpatine. Then there’s the army of Star Destroyers, a Darth Vader dummy, Kylo Ren and Rey again either teaming up or fighting, and massive displays of Force power.

Oh and legions of TIE Fighters and a city on an ice mountain floating in space, like something out of Flash Gordon.

Following the disappointment of The Last Jedi (for all its high points), The Rise of Skywalker looks set to discard Rian Johnson’s approach in favor of the fan-pleasing popcorn of JJ Abrams’ usual fare. And then there’s the talk of surprise appearances, spoilerific rumours that could totally ruin the movie at this early stage if you knew them so prematurely.

But will it be too little too late for the Disney trilogy? Or is everything in place for a fine end to the Skywalker saga? We’ll undoubtedly be talking about this on an upcoming podcast, but until then, take this opportunity to enjoy the trailer.

 

With the recent success of the new series we are hearing more and more backlash from many fans about the canonical nature of the TV Movie (TVM) starring Paul McGann. Most complain that it was “Americanized,” that the plot was jumbled, or that it messed too much if the past history of the show.

But was the TVM so different? Does it deserve its place in the history of the show?

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As the Doctor and Martha are mired in 1913, one year from the Great War and with the Doctor not quite himself, what better time than to take stock of our new companion, medical student Martha Jones?

You might want to harp on all day about Rose Tyler and her and the Doctor’s “special relationship”, but for me Martha Jones is the Real Deal. She has drive, ambition, a real desire to make a difference – and that’s before she’s even met the Doctor. Furthermore her introduction in Smith and Jones showed us that she has a brain that will accept the unknown. She mentions Mr Saxon’s claims of life “out there”, refers to the Battle of Canary Wharf and doesn’t lose it when the hospital is transported to the moon.

Martha’s relationship with her family is of course very different. She has a brother and older sister, both seen to best effect in The Lazarus Experiment, as well as a father experiencing a midlife-crisis (or a reaction to his horrible wife…?) and of course Martha’s mother, who seems to be imprinting herself on Series 3 as much as Martha herself – and we’ve only seen her three times!

There is of course the expected aspect of suspicion directed at the Doctor, seen previously with Jackie Tyler’s concern for her daughter. But Martha’s mother seems to have taken this to an almost psychopathic level, colluding with the dark forces of Mr Saxon…

Martha is also, I have to point out, very attractive. Actress Freema Agyeman is a popular actress with girls and boys, men and women alike, and while she isn’t photographed drunk or looking ill in the less respectable magazines and newspapers, this doesn’t mean that she is unpopular. Her predecessor Billie Piper has a long experience of appearing in magazines and newspapers, either to promote her work or on the arm of her ex-husband. It stands to reason that a different actress is going to require the press to follow different rules…

Which brings us neatly on to The Sun. This news paper recently stated that Freema Agyeman would be leaving Doctor Who, implying that she basically “isn’t very good”. This absolute rubbish should of course be treated with a pinch of salt, coming after a Friday Night with Jonathan Ross interview in which Series 4 was mentioned, and just hours before another superb, gutsy performance as Martha.

So far we have seen this beautiful, wide-eyed companion tackle a Plasmavore, meet and leave a distinct impression on William Shakespeare, encounter the Daleks and formulate a way of killing their Pig Slaves with conducted lightning, and of course deal with the Lazarus monster, a sentient sun and an amnesiac Doctor.

Freema Agyeman is a very different actress to Billie Piper, and this naturally gives us a very different companion. She isn’t filling the screen with her face, or ACTING; she is acting, delivering her lines in an understated, being a part of the action manner. Billie Piper never once gave an understated performance in Doctor Who, and often overwhelmed stories, and her co-star. Martha Jones is designed for the Tenth Doctor, and they make a much better pairing than the Tenth Doctor and Rose combo.

With just 5 weeks left of Series 3, Martha and the Doctor are going to see some changes. For instance, how will they deal galactic tart Captain Jack Harkness? What will happen when they return to London, and encounter Mr Saxon, and worse, Martha’s mother?

However Series 3 ends, whether Martha remains a traveller on board the TARDIS or not, some things are irrefutable. She has been a marvellous companion, she looks pretty hot, she has been a part of (up to now) the best series of Doctor Who yet, and she compliments her leading man perfectly. Furthermore, whether she lasts one series, two series or more, Martha Jones is and forever will be remembered as a companion of the Doctor.

And you can’t say Freema than that.

Illustration by Carolyn Edwards

“The Time Lords of Gallifrey” series continues with a look at one of the most notorious names in the annals of Gallifrey…

Time Lord history is littered with renegades, outcasts of society whose contribution to the annals of Universe’s oldest civilization was to embarrass, to challenge and to attempt to overthrow. None of these individuals were as notorious as the Master.

Little is known of the Master’s early life. It is known that he and the Doctor were once friends, and although there have been rumours of a family tie between them, this has never been established. It is also strongly rumoured that the Master was earlier known as Koschei, and later by his title the Magistrate, and was just another Time Lord until events conspired against him, leaving him trapped in a black hole until he was able to escape at the cost of his remaining regenerations.

Believing the Master dead for many years, the Time Lords eventually discovered that he was still alive, and planning revenge against his former friend the Doctor; an amusing diversion for the urbane sociopath while he completed his main ambition – the reshaping of all matter, all of creation, to his plan.

Almost permanently equipped with a Tissue Compression Eliminator – used to mortally shrink the target and thus banned by most universal conventions – and his intense mental strength (handy for hypnotizing lesser forms) probably developed during his time in the black hole, the Master and the Doctor would lock horns on countless occasions both on Earth, Gallifrey, and in deep space.

While on Earth, the Doctor was able to provide resistance to the Master’s malevolent machinations with the assistance of his friends at UNIT, and some assistance from the Time Lords of Gallifrey. The Master and the Doctor were for a time evenly matched, as contemporaries they were similarly educated and similarly ingenious.

A case in point would be the resourcefulness displayed by the Master while imprisoned at sea following his attempts to summon the Daemon Azal. Trapped on a sea fort with UNIT-trained personnel equipped with knowledge of psychic training to avoid hypnosis, the Master nevertheless managed to affect an escape, utilizing the hitherto unknown Earth sea reptiles as an army, thus restoring him again to a position of strength.

Following several events which involved the Master locating and utilizing an alien race or alien technology hidden on Earth, a key alliance with the Daleks to ferment war against the Humans and Draconians in the 25th century would lead to his ultimate destruction. The plot was exposed by the Doctor, thus restoring the powerful alliance between the Humans and Draconians and preventing the planned Dalek conquest of our galaxy. Sensing betrayal, however, the Daleks made the Master top of their “Most Wanted” list, and as a result the Master vanished…

Former Celestial Intervention Agency member Chancellor Goth had aspirations to stand for president of the High Council of Time Lords at the time of the only recorded assassination of a Time Lord council member in history. While initially framing the Doctor for this heinous crime, it transpired that Goth – who had some years earlier voted to banish the Doctor to Earth – was in league with the Master…

Now a tragic, pitiful figure, devoid of his legendary charm and sophistication, the Master was emaciated, almost crippled, shrouded in a hood that was as decayed as he was. It has been rumoured that the Master was taken by surprise following an attempted kidnap of the Doctor’s granddaughter Susan; it seems more likely however that the Master was simply holding on to life for as long as possible, his artron energy sustaining him in the absence of regenerations until a new body was available. With designs on the Eye of Harmony – the sacred Time Lord power source – the Master was intent on reclaiming his former glory, and disposing of the Doctor at the same time.

Encountering the Doctor many years later, it was now apparent that the Master had finally taken leave of his senses. His ultimately successful attempt to pervert the ancient energy of the Traken Union – the Source – resulted in his acquiring a new body. His subsequent meddling on the planet Logopolis lead to the destruction of a sizeable portion of the universe, including Traken. With the Doctor’s intervention, the Master was prevented from holding the universe to ransom with imminent heat decay – but he was yet to be beaten.

Displaying a flagrant disregard for his own safety in a universe that was witness to a growing Dalek present, the Master continued with his insane plot to destroy the Doctor at the cost of all else. Creating Castrovalva, a seemingly tranquil retreat that was in fact an elaborate space-time trap, the Master intended to trap the newly regenerated Doctor and companions yet his prey escaped at the last minute, leaving the Master stranded.

This was the first of several occasions in which the Master escaped from almost certain death. Later escapes would include Earth’s prehistoric era, the Middle Ages and the numismaton flame on Sarn, at the mercy of a rapidly growing tyrannosaurous rex in the Rani’s TARDIS, frozen by a limbo atrophier in his own TARDIS and escaping from the immediately imminent destruction of the planet of the Cheetah People.

Yet these were small fry compared to the Master’s final galactic Houdini routine. As hostilities between the Time Lords and Daleks began to reach cataclysmic proportions, the Master was handed over to them to buy time for the Time Lords and pay for his earlier transgression against the Daleks. Requesting that the Doctor collect his remains, the Master was revealed to have survived destruction by the Daleks, existing as a morphant creature. Taking another innocent body, the Master planned to take the Doctor’s remaining regenerations, but instead found himself lost in the vortex, falling through the Doctor’s TARDIS’ link to Eye of Harmony.

Which brings us to the case of survival once more; rumours abound that the Master is alive, having somehow survived the Time War. Truth, or tittle-tattle, one thing is certain – as the ultimate survivor, one day the Master will return.

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It could be argued that there is no greater subject for debate, in the Doctor Who world, than the life of the Sixth Doctor.

The range of emotion for this incarnation of our favorite hero is about as steady as a celebrity’s relationship.

There are those who think he is the best, though this feeling is rare. Then you have those who think “He’ll do” or “Well there isn’t another one on TV right now so…” And then there are those who can’t stand the ground he walks on and think that his character is about a tasteful as his suit.

But are these opinions fair? I mean they are just that, ‘opinions’. Colin Baker is a fine actor and very talented with accents and voices. He displays a marked range of emotion and when he played Commander Maxil during the Fifth Doctor era, you could feel his presence on screen more so then Peter Davison’s.

So how did he get such a bad rap?

Some say it was, former Controller of BBC One, Michael Grade’s fault, but how can this be? Sure we have all heard about the bad blood that is rumored to be between them, but he didn’t have anything to do with the two years of the show that aired with Colin Baker in it. He was just the evil dictator who canceled this brilliant show for a year.

There are those who say it was his outfit and I know they say ‘clothes maketh the man’ but that’s a bit unfair too. Sure it was the worst outfit ever seen in just about any production ever made (Joseph and his Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat notwithstanding), but the man underneath the clothes had to have done more then just look bad on screen.

Next we have those who feel it was his characterization and the writing; finally something that you can actually base these opinions on.

Colin Baker had a plan and really it was a good plan. Take the Doctor back to the early days of William Hartnell. Play him as a bit more grumpy and short tempered. Very different from the portrayal by the Doctor before him, so as I said, good plan. So what went wrong?

I feel it was a few different factors, namely his age. The character traits laid out for the Sixth Doctor were not bad, I mean they worked before, but then William Hartnell was in his mid-to-late fifties when Doctor Who first visited Totter’s Lane. If you are going for that sort of feel you risk losing credibility if you’re a youthful looking guy in his early forties…

So I get why most fans don’t like the Sixth Doctor on a first glance, or at the very least can tolerate his portrayal. But what do the fans who love him see?

It’s easy to look at the suit, the fits or anger thrown towards his companion, the smug nature of character, but if you invest the time and look a bit further into his life you will see something. That same something that captivated us since day one.

Underneath the color wheel coat lays a wonderful actor who had a knack for subtleties. It’s hard to see at first as the not so subtle aspects are much more in your face, but if you pay attention, if you give him a chance, you will see the same care and heroic man that makes up the Doctor.

Sure, it does seem hard to notice those moments in this era of the Doctors life, but they are there. The single thing that makes it easier for fans to appreciate Colin Baker’s tenure are the fantastic audio plays by Big Finish. Even if you don’t count these plays as canon, they do cast a new light on his TV stories.

The audios give the sixth Doctor a chance to grow. They allow him to evolve during his fifth regeneration and mellow the character out. Something Colin Baker had wished to do in the TV series. He had high hopes of beating Tom Bakers record in the part. With a goal like that, it’s completely understandable why his character came on so strong in his first year. If you want the character to grow on screen, then you need to have a starting point to grow from.

Watching him develop over his impressive collection of Big Finish plays – which I believe he holds the record out of the other Doctors so far – it gives you a newfound respect for the man. So when you go back and watch a TV story to feature his Doctor you can pick up on his little hints of the character that he would become. The aspects that make any great Doctor who they are.

Part of me thinks that if he had been given the opportunity to pick his own wardrobe that the range of emotion regarding his character would not be so sporadic, as listening to the plays you don’t have to see the coat. But that’s not necessarily true, as I said in other reviews and articles, that I watch these plays. The images are all in my head, so I can’t escape the suit. Sadly, I feel the suit is just the icing on the list of complaints that most people have.

I feel lucky and very thankful that Colin Baker is still involved with the show by continuing to do these plays. He genuinely loves this character and is always willing to please the fans. I can’t help but wonder what the fan opinions would be like today had his era not been cut so short.

Every Doctor has a title or a description that best suits them. Colin Bakers’ should be “Misunderstood.”

Illustration by Carolyn Edwards

Over the years the Doctor has had many companions. They come into his world and live the unbelievable life until it has become too much and they wish to live a simple life again.

While all of these companions have come and gone, none have stayed with the Doctor through all of his incarnations. But what of Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart?

Before we get into the man, the myth, the legend, let’s take a quick look at the man who made the Brigadier possible.

Nicholas Courtney has perhaps the most impressive Doctor Who track record of all the actors involved with the show. He started his Doctor Who career as the hard-nosed Space Security Agent Bret Vyon acting opposite the first Doctor, William Hartnell. It was this powerful performance that lead the Doctor Who production team to consider him for the role of the Brigadier during the second Doctor’s era with Patrick Troughton.

With two doctors under his belt already it seemed obvious to the producers that he was the right man to command the UNIT troops permanently during the Third Doctor’s era alongside Jon Pertwee.

The life of Doctor Who would be forever changed by the presence of Nicholas Courtney. When the Third Doctor’s era came to a close, so too did the permanent role of UNIT and the Brigadier. But this would not be the end of such a talented actor’s stint within the show.

True, many actors have come and gone throughout the years as many characters, but none can claim the success of the Brigadier. Throughout the show’s 26-year run Nicholas Courtney would reprise his role of the Brigadier and act along side every actor to play the Doctor save one, Colin Baker. That aside, however, he was even able to catch up with Paul McGann’s Eighth Doctor to record an audio adventure for Big Finish. Surely the Brigadier is a force to be reckoned with.

[pullquote align=right]The life of Doctor Who would be forever changed by the presence of Nicholas Courtney. When the Third Doctor’s era came to a close, so too did the permanent role of UNIT and the Brigadier. But this would not be the end of such a talented actor’s stint within the show.[/pullquote]Here we have a man who has stuck by the Doctor’s side since day one of meeting the man, and yet he is not considered a companion. For most of the Third Doctor’s era, the Brigadier and the Doctor were inseparable, often playing “devil’s advocate” to each other’s ideas. They seemed to be best friends.

The Brigadier can almost be said to be the other side of the Doctor coin. While not a total opposite in every way, he is willing to do what ever it takes to save the day – even if this means wiping out an entire species.

But is this kind of attitude wrong? I guess that depends on an individual’s feelings. The Doctor has knowledge of things we can only dream of, and it would seem that he is also more optimistic then us mere humans. So the Brigadier’s cavalier attitude toward the alien threats that have invaded our world may more reflect our own views.

That said, he is also a military man, and as cliche would have it, he is more likely to blow things up then to talk to them. This sort of attitude would infuriate the Doctor and often times leave the two of them bickering to such an extent that would normally lead to the splitting up of the Doctor/Companion relationship.

We saw what happened when Adam made the Doctor mad: he was taken home and left in a bad situation, never to return to an ordinary life. This sort of thing never happened to the Brigadier, in fact he and the Doctor would often be seen dining together soon after the offending situations and arguments. The two would continue an on again off again relationship until the 3rd Doctor needed to regenerate, but even then this did not stop them from continuing their friendship. It only put a stop to their everyday adventures.

The Doctor would return again and again to help the Brigadier whenever her was called to do so. He even left behind a means of communicating with him, something he has never done for any other companion, not even his own granddaughter.

After their split the Brigadier would pop back into the Doctor’s life on many occasions, eventually meeting ever incarnation from Doctor number one to Doctor number eight (if you count the Big Finish plays). No other friend of the Doctor can claim this fantastic task. Even when the Brigadier made a judgment call ending in the extermination of an alien species to save the Earth, the Doctor was still willing to sacrifice his own life to save the Brigadier, as can be seen but the emotional Seventh Doctor’s comment while cradling what he thought was the Brigadiers lifeless body. This is something he would normally do for either the entire planet or for a companion.

According to unofficial companion rule, to join the ranks of a companion, you have to travel from one story to the next via the TARDIS. The Brig has never done this, yet he is treated in much the same way as the rest of the Doctor’s companions. Some have called him an associate of the Doctor, but I feel this does not describe their relationship properly. While he may not fit all the criteria of a full-fledged companion, he seems to have one-upped them all by becoming the Doctor’s friend.

Sarah Jane Smith could be said to fall into this category too, as the Doctor stopped by her place some time after parting ways with her and left her a gift. Something we have never seen him do before, again not even for his own granddaughter. She even was said to be his “best friend”, but not even she was give a means to continually keep in contact with the Doctor.

Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart has done what no other in the Doctor Who’s history seemed able to do. He befriended a man with no ties to anywhere, kept in contact with him presumably till the day he died, and all of this without spending any length of time in the TARDIS or telling the Doctor how brilliant he is.

We conclude the 2006 Round Table discussion with debate about the new Doctor himself, David Tennant…

A few of the guys have been itching to get onto this subject, so let’s get right into it with Daniel – “Fantastic! I think he was great as the Doctor. The first time I saw the pictures of David Tennant I was not very convinced. But seeing him in action changed that. He was very convincing and brought a lot of humour into the series.”

Brian, too, is enthusiastic, noting “He has easily found his way in my top favorites to play the part.”

Steve Preston says “I’ve found Tennant’s Doctor to be on the whole very good. He has demonstrated an enigmatic quality coupled with a zest for life that enlivened the stories of series two no end. In addition, his popularity with the wider general audience has allowed the show to retain a strong following and excellent viewing figures. It will be interesting to see how much of that success was due to Piper when series three returns without her.”

So it’s all plusses! We all agree! Don’t we…?

“When he uttered that famous last line, ‘Barcelona,’ I thought David Tennant might just be the best Doctor ever! But he isn’t,” says Nigel Parry, “He’s very good with the quiet moments. His last sorrowful look just as he knew he would never see Rose again was heart breaking. He is sometimes good at anger; his fury at the Cat Nurses in ‘New Earth’ was very powerful.

“However, why is it that he feels the need to be so over the top at times? His ‘I’m not listening’ rant at Eddie Robson in ‘The Idiot’s Lantern’ was forced and his ‘drunken’ scene in ‘Girl in the Fireplace’ was far too much.”

Crivens! What does Gareth think? “Less assured, more obviously a performance than Eccleston’s if I had to sum it up. Where the material is top notch though, he shines – Girl in the Fireplace has the lot allowing him to show his range in a very understated way.”

Anthony has concerns about the material, rather than the performance. “I think he has been served some poor fare in series 2. For instance, The Christmas Invasion he was missing for the most part of the episode and the less said about his ‘proper’ debut in New Earth the better. He shines better when he’s the focal point, although thought of as comparatively weak, The Idiots Lantern showed him off best along with The Satan Pit two-parter where he is trying to take control.”

It’s unfortunately not just Ant who is thinking along these lines. Simon Mills: “His portrayal in The Christmas Invasion showed great promise (what we actually saw of him, that is) – I loved the serious “no second chances” attitude underlining his manic gurning; a nice contrast that reminded you of exactly what the Doctor is all about. But then came New Earth and ruined it all with a mildly entertaining story but far too weak to properly introduce a new Doctor to the world. A more fitting start would have been Tooth and Claw.”

So, David Tennant is good, some of his stories have been a little weak? Barnaby knows a thing or two about writing and acting. “His persona is certainly based on the template he created for ‘Casanova’. However, his one downfall – and it’s not the most major one – is his lack of real anger. When Eccleston was annoyed or angry, he really looked like he meant business. Unfortunately, when Tennant displayed his righteous indignation at something, he looked like a teenager stamping his feet.”

“Such enforced jollity is not endearing, it is very irritating,” observes Nigel. “David Tennant is a terrific actor, and is often compelling as the Doctor – possibly his best performance was in The Impossible Planet/Satan Pit for me. When he’s good, he’s very, very good. If he just calmed down a bit, he would be so much more likable,”

Gareth Kavanagh is quick to agree here, commenting that “He’s less good at switching between the full on pisstake of villains and acknowledging the seriousness of the situation. Rise of the Cybermen and Age of Steel’s end sequences being the worst example of this. Oh and the less said about the whole ‘Humaaaans! Amazing! I’ve got all their records etc etc’ outbursts, the better.

“So. Not quite there yet, but plenty of promise.”

Well, in fairness he had a tricky job in following Christopher Eccleston, didn’t he? Brian has a confession of Pythia-like knowledge to make: “Christopher Eccleston brought the show back, and what a successful job he did of it too, but as good as he was I’m glad he only did one year. In fact I remember saying to a friend when he got the role that I had hoped he would only stick around for one.” I can’t help thinking that knowledge would have been more useful around 18 months ago, but still. “With David Tennant – from his first words to his last – he just was the Doctor. Chris made me believe that he was the Doctor about half way through, where David never let you think he wasn’t.”

Christopher Eccleston eh? Surely we’ve forgotten about him by now? What do you think, Simon? “Looking back at Christopher Eccleston ‘s doctor now, I realise what an excellent actor he is and the quality he brought to the part with the guilt-laden gravitas of the last Time Lord. David Tennant lacks the gravitas, but can show the steel when needed.

“Besides, he wears a long coat – and the Doctor should ALWAYS have a long coat!”

Barnaby: “You can’t have Tennant happily ribbing his enemy in one line and then delivering deadly threats in the next line with no bridge from the silliness to the seriousness. It just doesn’t ring true. It’s a very fine balance portraying an eccentric character like the Doctor. That said, I love Tennant. I genuinely love his take on the Doctor. He’s a whirling dervish of eccentricities grounded in enough realism to make him appeal to every age group.”

Well, the conversation has finally died off. Attractive nurses have come to remove us from the recreation room, and poor Steve is mumbling something about monarchs. Before we’re all given our medication and sent back to our rooms to watch “Countdown”, however, I leave it to Kasterborous designer Anthony Dry to sum up David Tennant’s impact.

“I like him. Sure he’s not yet up there with Davison or Pertwee for me but he’s close. He sounds like Dick Van Dyke on speed and does some really odd things but its not until you watch some of the older serials that you realise most of the Doctors did do odd things. I think in series three if they make him the focal point and set him off in new situations, – i.e not Earth – he might be able to mold his character more.”

And with that, we were off…